You might be playing EQ2 too much....

[Cerinia]

Thought it might be fun to put together a "You might be playing EQ2 too much" sheet. I searched the internet and found a couple but they were...dumb. So I figured I'd see how creative we can be!

Here's what I came up with (mind you, these derived from RL experiences....)
Cerinia/Lily

1: Your child says "Look mom, a shiny!" While you're driving and you nearly veer off the road trying to find it.

2: Every time you hear the word "Toodles", you think about how best to fight the person who said it.

3: You have those pesky dreams....(not THOSE dreams you perverts!)

4: You see your boss coming at you and you think "Don't hurt me, I'm a squishie!"

[twean]

5. You tell your spouse you can't cook, your not a provisioner.

6. You try casting Bolster, when your the shortest in the room.

7. Your in line and you wish you could cast blink in the hopes that you will end up in the front.

8. Your at a casino and you call the slots machine a 'giggle goblin'.

9. Your searching your front yard for a portal to get to work on time.

10. When your boss asks if your almost done with that project and you respond "Yes just gotta kill that last mob in VP".

[twean]

Good idea for a thread btw

[Mandallorean]

You are standing with a group of friends and get the urge to run circles around the group.

You see a stairwell and get the urge to jump to the bottom to see how much damage you take.

You start all your sentences with “ Forward slash tell…”

You see the phrase “VP Biden” and wonder what part of Veeshan’s Peak that is.

You refer to your children as “members of your guild”

You look above people’s heads hoping to see what their name is.

You come home after a night of drinking and think “I’ll zone into the bedroom via the “Garage / back stairs” zones rather than the “front door / living room” zones to avoid the agro.

You look at that ass kissing co-worker and think “Ding! You just got better at Brown Nosing”

[Veldrin]

Your childs first phrase is "Daddy raiding" and your thought is good at least they know where I am!

[Tearl]

When you wake up to a yucky snow (in the middle of April) and think: "Oh great, Everfrost. I hate this zone"

[Kleptik]

These have really hapened to me after long EQ sessions:

You try to hold right click to look around on your windows desktop.

You try to rearrange your house by selecting and dragging.

[Lydos]

Briggy tells Llew "come on hun time for bed"
Llew replies "rolling pre buffs"

Or you try to navigate a webpage by using W S A D keys

Or try to shutdown your computer by typing /camp in the run dialog window

[Rirda]

Yesterday, pull into walmart parking lot and said " i am camping here", to my daughter. She said are you going thru with draws.

[Cerinia]

Your childs first phrase is "Daddy raiding" and your thought is good at least they know where I am!

This reminded me of another one.

Your child wants food and thus approaches you with the words "Mom, can you afk and make me something to eat please?"
(You guys know she does it...you've all heard her say "My mom's afk!"